Dirk: Say hello.

⠀ ⠀ Surprise bitch. You probably didn’t expect a complete recreation of Homestuck^2 (Or whatever you people are calling it now) website layout for an altars introduction page but here we are. The most basic information about me is that I'm a co host and a gatekeeper within our system, I’ve been so almost as I formed in 2021. I’m a fictive of Ultimate Dirk, obviously. And that's all there really is to say on the matter.
⠀ ⠀ Come join me on my page, I'll overshare to you.